We wuz kangz but we wuz not pallbearers.

Doing the jobs that no one else does quite as badly.

Old African saying. “Spill the Ebola, Smell the Flowers.”

I can’t say I’ve seen such a jiggy funeral procession before. For that matter, I can’t say I’ve really seen such bling adorning a coffin. This turned out just about as well as I might have imagined.