Who’s killing all the Great Instagram Stars?

In fact, just what the hell is an Instagram “star” anway?

And why does Fate, in all its infinitely cruel glory, seem intent on taking them all out? They never harmed us other than with their occasional dramatic, deadly bouts with brainlessness.

Let them live!

OK, not this one.

I think she sorta deserved it because I don’t condone her actions. In fact, if life was fair, the driver would have met the same fate for failing to consider that a person physically extending their torso out a moving car in such a manner might possibly collide with fixed landmarks by the roadside.

Possibly.  Something to consider.

You think?

The roll call is tragic, a sliver into the delicacy, and absurdity, of human life.