The Material girl has become an immaterial leftist at 60.

Madonna, at 60. At 60! Repeat that. In fact, gleefully yell it. Doing so bugs the shit out of this former virgin.

Embittered old lefty whore. Happens to the best of us!

Madonna spoke to the New York Times recently and the interview triggered a flood of Netflixian tropes to gush from her orifices like hungry parasitic worms in search of a new, younger host.

Madonna says she feels “raped” by a New York Times profile written about her, adding that the outlet “is one of the founding fathers of the Patriarchy.”

“Im sorry i spent 5 minutes with [the journalist],” the iconic pop star wrote on Instagram on Thursday. “It makes me feel raped. And yes I’m allowed to use that analogy having been raped at the age of 19. Further proof that the N.Y.T. Is one of the founding fathers of the Patriarchy. And I say — DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY woven deep into the fabric of Society. I will never stop fighting to eradicate it.”

Madonna has embraced “victimism” better than most female children a quarter her age. Apparently, the logic goes that if you’re a victim, you can glibly toss around the [touchy term describing source of victimization] freely. Sorta like Black people and their egregious resurrection of “nigger” in all forms of pop culture slang and daily street communication.

Dude, Madonna. You sound like a rehashed Netflix script with all that smug, self-righteous, grandstanding baloney included.

“To say that I was disappointed in the article would be an understatement,” she wrote. “It seems. You cant fix society And its endless need to diminish, Disparage or degrade that which they know is good. Especially strong independent women. The journalist who wrote this article spent days and hours and months with me and was invited into a world which many people dont [sic] get to see, but chose to focus on trivial and superficial matters such as the ethnicity of my stand in or the fabric of my curtains and never ending comments about my age which would never have been mentioned had I been a MAN! Women have a really hard time being the champions of other women even if. they are posing as intellectual feminists.”

This harks back to an elemental truth of expression in the modern world: noticing cannot be tolerated. Noting, the physical manifestation of noticing, is assuredly not tolerated. At risk of eliciting the wrath of 60-year-old misfits, that is.

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