Marvel’s new politically expedient superhero: introducing “Robin Void”

Marvel has announced a new superhero slated for next Fall’s socially opportune liberal Hollywood action line-up.

“Robin Void.”

Described by the Disney company as a modern-day Robin Hood, the engaging, unseen African-American character, a garbage collector by day, dons his featureless superhero mask of racial incognito anonymity to steal from the privileged (ie, White) and disperse said stolen loot to legions of destitute African-Americans who begin falling to their knees at Robin Void’s appearance as the movie progresses.

Cast to be announced.