Rebecca “the” Mankey is missing, but leaves a dose of good humor behind for us.

Where is Rebecca Mankey?

Until she is found, we must apparently endure such unbridled cruelty as seen on this Facebook “missing person” bulletin, courtesy of the Aberdeen PD.

Mankey, archetypal Leftist scrum, hasn’t been seen in a while and people are worried enough to report her absence to the police.

They issued a bulletin which reads:

[The Aberdeen police are] attempting to locate 46 year old Rebecca Mankey. Rebecca Mankey is believe to be in the state of Washington, in the Aberdeen area as of 0900 hours on April 19, 2019. Mankey is associated with a Black colored 2010 Honda Accord, license plate California 8INB004

I, for one, believe that if you’re going to associate with colored vehicles, you get what’s coming to you.

The Facebook comments make me cringe.

We need to find this girl/woman/beast/TBD, or it will never stop!

It just so happens this vile creature has had the predictable run-ins with all that is based and honorable.

A south Palo Alto activist has been fired from her accounting job at Gryphon Stringed Instruments after chasing a man wearing a Make America Great Again cap out of Starbucks and then posting about the confrontation on Facebook.
Rebecca Parker Mankey, 46, was fired on Tuesday (April 2), the day after she yelled at a man with a bushy gray beard named Victor who regularly visits the Starbucks at 361 California Ave. in Palo Alto wearing a red MAGA hat. Mankey didn’t return the Post’s requests for comment.
“Anybody in Palo Alto know this freak?” Mankey asked in a widely shared Facebook post that included two photos of the man at Starbucks. “He will never forget me and will think seriously about wearing that hat in my town ever again. If you see him in this hat, please confront him.”
Mankey went on to write that she yelled at him, “called the entire Starbucks to order” and yelled at him again about hating Latinos.

“He threatened to call the cops. I left after yelling at him some more,” Mankey wrote. “I went back in and yelled after I had changed my mind and wanted him to call the police because I wanted to know his name, where he lived, his wife’s name and where his kids went to school.” 

As long as she is missing we can continue to consider ourselves blessed.