Dude, do you even shoplift?

I feel bad for this guy.

In fact, he should get one complimentary get-out-of-jail card just cause he’s that feeble.

I am especially taken by that exiting flourish where he does a Bruce Lee on the glass door as he flees the store (before his pants begin falling).

How much you wanna bet he practiced that shit night after night for this big moment. He needed to get that move in, fail or not.