Alexandria, your car is here!

The shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line, proclaims an indefatigable fact of physical science.

Apparently, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes she is even above this simple equation judging by the unflattering way she wears her Socialist sweater, along with all the Green-tootin’ manure that spews from that mouth.

After all, she is the prototypical Left-wing politician in today’s world: Socialist austerity for the masses (“but let me indulge in my egotistical elitist hedonism, it’s hurting no one…”)

She will simply not take the time, nor make the faintest effort to, appear as if she’s walking her talk.


Just hours after The Post exposed her penchant for riding in gas-guzzling, private vehicles, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made her getaway from a St. Patrick’s Day parade in Queens in a for-hire minivan on Sunday.

The leading advocate for the proposed “Green New Deal” was less than four blocks from a Queens subway station when she hopped into a white Chrysler Town and County with livery plates at around 1:20 p.m.

The 2016 model of the since-discontinued vehicle gets an average of just 17 mpg in the city, according to the US Department of Energy.

Ocasio-Cortez’s chauffeured ride followed her participation in the 20th annual “St. Pat’s for All” parade through Sunnyside and Woodside.

Despite getting a hero’s welcome at the inclusive march, she ducked out before the end and got picked up, along with two aides, at 48th Street and Skillman Avenue.

The intersection is a mere five-minute walk from the 7 train’s 46th Street-Bliss Street station.

Ocasio-Cortez’s spokesman, Corbin Trent, wouldn’t say where she was going, or why she didn’t take the far more green option of mass transit.


Proving that the comforts and luxuries of the complacent capitalist are a supremely difficult thing for a hypocritical American Communist to eschew in the name of “principle.”  I have something for Alexandria that might ease the dueling conflict of her inner Marxist dichotomy.