It’s the Friday after Thanksgiving.
It’s time to dump the lofty bullshit and revert to our primitive natures. Blood-curdling voraciousness and greed in good measure.
They (corporate-enhanced commercialized culture which perpetuates consumerist diversion) call it “Black.”
That justifies it lightly while lending a romanticized tinge. A trivial human folly of desperate, comical scrounging. It almost looks fun.
You know that it really is? It’s a new holiday. Should very well be.