If I could lift my jaw from the floor long enough, I might actually summon some modicum of disheartenment over what a totalitarian shitshow this state has become.
LOS ANGELES — A Los Angeles judge has determined that coffee companies must carry an ominous cancer warning label because of a chemical produced in the roasting process.
Superior Court Judge Elihu Berle said Wednesday that Starbucks and other companies failed to show that benefits from drinking coffee outweighed any risks. He ruled in an earlier phase of trial that companies hadn’t shown the threat from the chemical was insignificant.
Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Elihu M. Berle.
It never fails.