Hillary in India. A musical tribute to the fumbling ex-FLOTUS.

This is beginning to feel an awful lot like shooting fish in a barrel.  This woman is a hot mess.

First, there was this.

Descending a less than formidable flight of stairs tested Hillary Clinton’s simple physical agility.  In fact, “tested” is putting it mildly.

Challenged would be more appropriate.

Now, we learn, on the same Indian trip, she fell a second time, off camera.  Her off camera falls seem the most hilarious, perhaps for their apocryphal invisibility.

Hillary Clinton is physically degenerating before our eyes, a real time dissolution of the human frame.  It’s quite stark and magnetically attractive.  I can’t avert my horrified glance.  Mrs. Clinton is a raving train wreck.

 

Hillary Clinton will bring home a most undesired souvenir from India – a fractured wrist.

The former Secretary of State injured her right hand on Tuesday, after slipping in a bathtub at the palace where she was staying in Jodhpur.

Doctors were called to the Umaid Bhawan Palace and diagnosed the 70-year-old with a sprain, advising her to rest which forced her to cancel plans to visit the Mehrangarh Fort that evening.

But the pain only worsened, and by Wednesday morning she decided to get her hand checked out at Goyal Hospital.

 

 

This is the second time that Clinton has fallen on her tour of India.

While visiting the ancient city of Mandu in Madhya Pradesh, the former first lady and failed presidential candidate was filmed falling down the stairs Jahaz Mahal, of a 13th century harem.

It’s unclear whether that fall contributed to Clinton’s injury, as she did use her right hand to catch herself on the stairs.

 

I thought of an old country song that splendidly embodies the travails of She who Might have been President.

 


 

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