White Knights are a divergent breed of transexual.

 

I found an immensely aggravating Valentine’s Day article at Self, a woman’s health site, by this testosterone-challenged waste of male skin, Christopher Post.

 

Post’s piece, entitled, in that flatulent self-righteous pose of the aggrieved-on-behalf-of-women eunuch, 9 Things All Grown Men Should Know About Women, tests one’s lucid patience. In fact, it will be difficult to write about it without resorting to stale profanity or ad hominem attacks on Post’s good character, what there is of it.

 

See, there I go. There’s no way I can not resort to ad hominem attacks, but this sorry excuse for a male mammal warrants it.

 

Post’s 9 “things” aren’t entirely instructional or productive for the “clueless” man, the putative audience.  These are not listed for the man who hasn’t integrated the finer points of the modern dynamic that oils the gears tangling the genders in the year 2016. They are more pointedly political and trite opining about how men should act and behave and think in the face of the brutal affront of modern woman’s delusional expectations. Post beckons superstition and anti-science, which ultimately, are the new ploys of the left; the left, which seeks to dispel religion and god from discourse, resorts to social superstition and witchcraft in order to position its Liberation ideology of the new social paradigm.

 

Here are the 9 things YOU men should begin to change about yourselves in order to prove ovaries have deposed what were once testicles so that women will be satisfied that you can now sympathize with their viewpoint more than even Caitlyn can. On the plus side, you get to keep your gender and play the part of “man” despite the fact those trace amounts of virility you once possessed leaked out your anal orifice long ago.

 

Here are the 9 with some choice passages culled from each:

 

Intro:
I never heard my dad call a waitress “sweetie” or “honey,” and he had the utmost respect for his business partners or colleagues who happened to be women. To him, their gender was inconsequential. Despite this, I had a lot of learning to do before I turned 30. My dad was a strong influence, but so was the patriarchy. I stumbled through some sexist, ignorant growing pains.
Women don’t owe men anything:
I eventually realized that “nice” shouldn’t be an effort men make only to win women over, but a default position. First of all, it’s a basic part of being a good person. Secondly, when men feel like women owe them something just for being nice, it can breed unfair resentment when those women aren’t not interested in being their friend or dating them.
A polite refusal is not an invitation to try harder:
Women in American society are taught to avoid confrontation and be polite, while men are taught to never say never and be persistent in all things. As a result, American dating and courtship are rife with mixed messages, ambiguous situations, and a whole generation of women trying to say, in the nicest way possible, “not a chance.” Men, however, hear “not a chance” as “try harder.” If only all guys took polite refusals at face value.
Sexual assault is never a woman’s fault:
…why is it different when it comes to women and sexual assault? Because men suck. That’s why.
Women can (obviously) be just as smart and industrious as men:
Simply put, there are women that are better, faster, and stronger than men, and many guys need to learn how to accept that fact.
Women aren’t hardwired to take care of men, so stop expecting it:
Women should get to decide, just like men, what they do with their bodies. If women want to get drunk, it’s their prerogative. If women want to eat dessert, it’s their prerogative. If women want to have babies or not, it’s their prerogative. If women want to get an abortion, it should be their prerogative. See the pattern?
Women are in charge of their own bodies:
Women should get to decide, just like men, what they do with their bodies. If women want to get drunk, it’s their prerogative. If women want to eat dessert, it’s their prerogative. If women want to have babies or not, it’s their prerogative. If women want to get an abortion, it should be their prerogative. See the pattern?
Women can have sex whenever and with whomever they want to:
Men aren’t slut shamed, so why should women be? I was absolutely guilty of this kind of behavior when I was younger, but now I realize I was probably just jealous that some women were having more sex than me.
Man or woman, earning someone’s respect is a two-way street:
We’re all slogging through the same daily quagmire and doing our best not to have a total breakdown.
Women aren’t trying to conquer or oppress men:
Being a woman is having to always think about being a woman. Men on the other hand, don’t have to think about being men. They can simply be. A man can usually cut through New York City’s Central Park at night on his way back from the bar without thinking about being attacked. A man can usually have another slice of pie without thinking about his figure, or rather, what other people think about his figure. Gender equality and feminism are about getting to a place where women don’t have to constantly think about being born as women, and where society doesn’t punish them in various ways for it either.

 

Christopher Post, you are a gutless, sexless buffoon who, selling whatever soul you possessed, are left with nothing in your possession because those you sold it to mock you secretly and run from your sycophantic cowardice.

 

You are the worst sort of man, trumpeting your White Knight savior-hood by extinguishing all traces of that genetic legacy which endowed you with the power and superiority of masculinity. You are now the empty shell of a tittering “man.” You defend the right of women to act like shrews and whores while simultaneously shelling yourself of all character and sharp evolutionary demarcation. You are a bland, simpering robot fluttering in the wind, less useful than a scarecrow, less noteworthy than a telephone wire.

 

I suspect you, and much of your brethren of like-minded guilt-fetishisizing males, are expressing a deeper malaise that borders on transexualism and pathological submissiveness. You not only delight in dehumanization; you revel in emasculation. You are living out a deranged mental pathology that disguises as a hyper-progressive agenda for gender rights.

 

I think I have more respect for Caitlyn Jenner than you ineffectual sell-outs.