Alpha Move: tear the bitch’s guts out through her asshole.

Enough of this pussy-footing, cucky, walking-on-eggshells, guys.

It’s time to show her who’s boss.

Women respect male power, not emasculated simpering sensitivity. If she disrespects you, there is one move that will help you reclaim your mighty reign over your tiny fiefdom.

Disemboweling. It works. Guaranteed.

And if she lives, she will cream her pants forthwith at every snap of your fingers.

You want to know a real Alpha?

Fidel Lopez

Florida’s very own Fidel Lopez.

The dude oozes Alpha (and unformed fecal matter and a fecund brew of hydrochloric acid and blood); Lopez won’t be taking any more shit from women for a while after his arrest. But he can proudly boast that he was Alpha as fuck after ripping Maria Nemeth’s guts out after she called out her ex-husband’s name once too often while she had sex with Lopez (decidedly not her ex-husband).

An arrest report said that blood and tissue were found scattered throughout the couple’s apartment, and blood was smeared on the walls. The bathroom door had been ripped off the hinges. Police also found a bottle of tequila and cut limes in the kitchen.

Lopez later admitted that he had become a “monster” when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husband’s name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemeth’s vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicated to resist, according to WFOR.

He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing.

Sunrise police arrested Lopez on charges of first-degree murder.

I have no doubt that Lopez will get more play from prison than I’ve gotten in the last 10 years.

I prefer my women intact; I have no Alpha cred.