White men can’t lean.

I’ve discussed this phenomenon before. What is it about White people at sports stadiums?

I theorize that there is a sense of foolish, complacent fearlessness that White Americans share; it’s the same fearlessness that makes them so fond of all that daredevilry bungee/base jumping crap. They live and grow up in First World safety bubbles and never learn to cultivate a sense of physical caution.

So what do they do?

They grow up, wear a macho hat upon entering the ballpark, get a few brews down the gullet, and voila.

A drunken White sports fan and a rail are a combination soon tainted with tragedy.

Gregory Murrey
Gregory Murrey