Invasion Of The Snatches: a real modern horror story of female retribution.

So what happened, apparently, is that a cop from Ontario, California, (about 50 miles east of downtown Los Angeles), caught the attention of, and noticed, a 17-year-old “child” he crossed paths with while on duty.

Hey, you know.

Shit happens, and it happened apparently, for the two began having a terrible, odious, immoral and illegal sexual relationship.

The guy is a cop. He knew the stakes. But in every man’s lusty heart, there is a finely-tuned scale that weighs each pending sexual encounter with its offsetting as-promised-debacle of reputation and criminality. In this case, Officer Stone probably thought, hey, she’s hot, she’s young, and she’s willing.

There is nothing more inviting to a healthy man than the luscious, feminine curves of a 17-year-old heterosexual chick. And if she’s willing to overlook the culturally inhibited legalities, all the better. A man will weigh these possibilities on that little heart-scale of his, and decide it’s worth the risk. Or not.

Officer Stone did, and now he’s lost his job, and possibly his freedom, for this grand moral transgression.

Ah, America.

Land of prosperity and perverted judicial infringement. The charges which Stone faces flabbergast me. A 17-year-old girl, as we all know, especially in Southern California, is surely the epitome of that nubile, flowered virgin lacking all presence of mind and is thus unable to make mature decisions (in America, female “maturity” is an arbitrary, feminist delineation, which, by definition, is grounded in all social self-righteousness).

He turned himself in Thursday evening after a warrant was issued for his arrest on charges that included oral copulation of a minor, unlawful sex with a minor and child molestation, the release stated.

I can’t tell you how proud I am of our legal system for weeding out men and supplanting them with the most annoying, voracious, uptight specimens of cultural high-minded detritus to plague my fucking life.

Gambled and lost.  Another victim of Prude Culture.
Gambled and lost. Another victim of Prude Culture.

Our culture is like Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, except it’s the “snatches” that are replacing common sense.

Invasion of the Snatches.

She’s only 17! How dare you lay your hands on that child.

We will ruin your life!