iTOY and the perils of Appleopia.

Today I jokingly called someone’s iPad an iTOY.

All Apple products are that. They are just iTOYs that today’s adult children hoard in excessive spurts of voracious conformity and consumerism.

iTOY…a much more suitable name for these expensive gadgets that cement your entrance into the world of Appleopia.

iTOY! iTOY’s span the entire range of that smart, urban trendy perpetually advertised and lusted after over-priced and under-life-spanned Jobsian product line.

iTOY6…did you get yours yet?