The art of baking has taken another terrible political turn!

Man, it used to be that I just enjoyed cookies and cupcakes and sugary frosting for their own sake, and a trip to the local bakery was the height of culinary levity (and gluttony).  What is there to possibly “fear” from such sugary establishments, where the scent of baking bread and sweet succulence permeates the air?

You can’t go wrong with a bakery, can you?

Not until the homo’s started grandstanding around the social statement stage upon which they pranced and belittled, and from where they sic’d lawyers on, private bakers who had the gall, the gall, to refuse to build cakes which glorified homosexuality despite they are private businesses and this is supposedly a free country.

Suddenly bakeries were thrust into the public eye, swirling in the bitter politics of the wedding industry’s embrace of homosexual marriage versus bakers whose personal value system finds such a thing immoral.  The bakers simply chose to express their morality by abstaining from making cakes that celebrated a homo marriage, and suddenly they were the scourge of liberal society which seeks to give gays more rights than normal people.

And now a baker from Edmonds, Washington, Dan Bellingham, has ruffled the feathery snowflakes of leftists by baking and decorating these clever little cookies.

 

 

Doesn’t take much to piss off lefties, as Bellingham discovered.

 

EDMONDS – Dan Bellingham says he’s “unapologizing” for the “Build the Wall” cookie he sold last week.

And now, he’s re-selling the controversial cookies by the dozen.

“The phone messages saved has like 40-or-50 messages that I can’t even respond to from people all over the country wanting me to ship them cookies,” said Bellingham on Thursday.

Bellingham, who’s owned the Edmonds Bakery for 26 years, initially apologized for designing and selling the “Build the Wall” cookie last week.

On Tuesday, he wrote on the company’s Facebook page, “I will not be making anymore cookies of a political nature, but a narrow line of Love and Sweetheart and maybe Nice Butt.”

But on Thursday, Bellingham told KOMO News he’s protected by the First Amendment in selling these cookies.

“Am I supposed to be quiet because I can’t write what I want, or I can only write what they want or makes them happy? No. That’s not how it is. They can write whatever they want on their own cookie and I can do that on mine.”

 

In this case, Ana Carrera, a regular customer at the bakery, was indignantly offended over the cookie’s design, and the rest is history. ‘Tis the age of the attention whore, thank you social media.

 

A patron, Ana Carrera, saw the cookie and took a picture of it, and sounded off, upset about what Bellingham initially called a joke.

“There’s nothing funny about racism or racist ideals + policies,” Carrera said on Facebook.

Her Facebook post caught the attention of liberals and conservatives across the country.

KOMO reached out, but Carrera was unavailable for a follow-up interview Thursday.

 

I never thought, in my wildest imagination, that the neighborhood bakery, land of calories and diabetes, would become the nexus of moral cultural battles.

Or that the left would become virulently opposed to freedom of speech in the pursuit of self-conscious ideology. Apparently the freedom of speech does not apply to the obese liberalentsia (which is a majority of them as you would notice if you pay attention to the news at all).

 

 

Manchild, Daniel Radcliffe (who secretly reckons himself a real-life Leftist wizard), presumes to act as if his fiction is wisdom.

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter’s unglamorous alter ego) is such a twat.

He drives home the point that today’s Leftists are overgrown children lacking the maturity to cope with reality.  They are collectively trapped in their little cultural fictional sandpit called “life” where emotion is law, and reason is intolerable.

Dude, go back to your little tales of make believe and faggot fairies and stay off the political stage. Your world is illusion and deceit.  There is nothing for you here.

 

While at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, actor and “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe made it clear he won’t be rooting for the Patriots in Super Bowl 53.

Despite his previously highlighted admiration for New England quarterback Tom Brady, Radcliffe let it be known in an interview with Variety posted online Saturday that he’ll be supporting the Los Angeles Rams on Feb. 3.

His distaste with Brady and the Patriots had something to do with their connection to President Trump.

“Take that ‘MAGA’ hat out of your locker,” Radcliffe said. “I feel like that was the moment when, as a country, we were all like ‘Oh, come on dude!’ We all want — you’re awesome — to be behind you. Don’t put that in there.”

 

When the sands of time come to reckon, your legacy will be soulless drivel and escapist incoherence. I congratulate you for your contribution to the ephemeral sense of immature, non-society.

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**archive**

Proof of President Trump’s Russian collusion, and just overall evil, repugnant, cruel and tyrannical character (enclosed for your viewing pleasure).

Well, maybe not exactly, but Russians.

All things Russian, if parsed obsessively enough with the right dosage of Leftist crack, can be extrapolated to indict Donald Trump of all nefariousness in existence in this universe.

But at least it’s more enjoyable than watching Maxine Waters or your typical liberal sea lion bleating about big bad orange man.