Cardi B and the coming “illiterocracy.”

This empty-headed effusion truly deserves no recognition.

So that means only one thing: I’ll blog about it. (Which is very nearly synonymous with no recognition).

Cardi B shows us, once and for all, where we are headed. It isn’t particularly pretty.

Imagine a world where everyone talks like an illiterate ghetto trash bin.

Meet the future:

“Idiocracy” has been pegged, but I would also add, an illiterocracy.

A compilation of this sage’s intellectual meanderings. Hold on to your IQ’s, folks.

On President Trump:

“I hate him. I just hate him. I don’t even want to get political. I have a court case.”

On Bernie Sanders:

“I’ma always go with Bernie. Bernie don’t say things to be cool. There’s pictures of him being an activist from a very, very, very long time [ago].”

On Tim Ryan and subsidized health care:

“As a matter of fact, I was watching the news and I saw this guy Tim Ryan, and his speech was very convincing to me. He really wants to give the United States free healthcare, and that’s a big plus. We need healthcare!”

In January, on the government shutdown:

“I just wanna remind you that it’s been a little bit over three weeks. Trump is now ordering … federal government workers to go back to work without getting paid. This shit is really fucking serious, bro. This shit is crazy. Our country is in a hellhole now — all for a fucking wall.”