David Buckel, suicidal environmentalist flamer (literally) sets himself on fire in Brooklyn.

David Buckel, renowned homo rights attorney and extremely concerned environmentalist citizen, died in a blaze of liberal irony as his dying statement in refutation of fossil fuels involved setting himself on fire with said fuel.   Clever, even in death.

I guess that’s a statement, for people who give a shit.

Some may say Buckel’s death was poignant, a call to arms.

I call it self-inflicted culling of the herd.  Perhaps this will be the start of a new trend.

 

Nothing of value lost

 

 

A nationally known advocate for gay rights and the environment died Saturday in a fiery Prospect Park suicide, with his self-immolation meant as a wake-up call to save the planet.

The charred remains of David Buckel, 60, were discovered shortly after sunrise when firefighters responded to a 6:40 a.m. blaze in the southwest corner of the sprawling Brooklyn park.

“My name is David Buckel and I just killed myself by fire as a protest suicide,” read a hand-written suicide note left near the blackened circle of burned grass. “I apologize to you for the mess.”

A second, longer note — left with the first inside an envelope marked “For the police” — said Buckel doused himself in “fossil fuel” before starting the fatal fire as a metaphor for the destruction of the planet.

“My early death by fossil fuel reflects what we are doing to ourselves,” he wrote. “A lifetime of service may best be preserved by giving a life . . . Honorable purpose in life invites honorable purchase in death.

“I hope it is an honorable death that might serve others.”

He compared his macabre demise with the suicides of those who set themselves afire to protest China’s occupation of Tibet.

 
 Sure buddy, whatever.  This is not China and no one cares about fossil fuels.   Your metaphorical sacrifice is just another wayward suicide in a world of dead souls.

 

And one less annoying lefty for us to endure.   I call it a win.