Huma and Tony…love found a way!

 

Two hearts beat as one.

 

Love fosters cynicism; love as masquerade fosters wretchedness.

 

And perdition.

 

Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin and her jailed sext-a-holic hubby Anthony Weiner have ended their pending divorce case.

 

Identical statements from their lawyers Wednesday cited the scandal-plagued couple’s desire to protect their 6-year-old son by settling outside court — but experts say the real reason could be to shield one another from a potential federal probe.

 

Abedin, 41 — spotted over the weekend sunning herself at the luxury Four Seasons Hotel on Hawaii’s Big Island — was scheduled to appear in Manhattan Supreme Court for a compliance conference in her contested divorce case against Weiner, 53.

 

Instead, one of her attorneys submitted paperwork signed by both parties agreeing to end the case, a court source told The Post.

 

The judge announced from the bench that the case was “discontinued.”

 

“In order to reduce any impact of these proceedings on their child, the parties have decided to reach a settlement swiftly and privately,” Abedin’s lawyer, Charles Miller, and Weiner’s attorney, Margaret Donohoe, said in separate statements.

 

But family law expert Michael Stutman said they’d still have to file a divorce settlement in court for it to be legally binding.

 

 

 

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  • Roman Lance

    So you think the jailhouse convo went something like the following:

    H. “Hey, you creepy bastard, you are going to give me this divorce and I am gonna rake you over the frikin’ coals”

    A. “Um, yeah. Hey look if we get divorced they can force me to testify against you… and stuff. Just sayin.

    H. “Oh honey, I love you so much. Lets stop this bickering and really work on developing our love. I wanna call off the divorce”

    A. “Heh, Yeah. lets do that.”

    Scene ends with the two lovers smooching through a glass partition with their hands firmly placed over each other’s with only one inch of glass separating there newly rediscovered love.