Bruce-With-Tits is killing my flow.

 

Goddamnn this Bruce Jenner XY factory reject prototype silicon-effaced model.

 

I refuse to call it a “her.” This is the most unfeminine slab of overdone androgynous jerky I’ve ever laid my eyes on. If it was just that, I’d be glad to leave this train wreck alone.

 

And I had. For a very long time. Fucking Freak Jenner, parading around with those repulsive man-legs and Undeniable Jaw. Blah.

 

Bruce Jenner's jaw
Bruce Jenner’s jaw

 

Bruce Jenner's legs
Bruce Jenner’s legs

 

The whole package is one sick, dick-shrinking affair.

 

grotesque fag

 

I’ve seen tranny chicks who look more passable, and much prettier; this Jenner mutation is an epic gag-reflex waiting in the wings.

 

grotesque fag

 

All documentation and illustration of Bruce’s female alter ego should come with eye bleach because I don’t know how much longer I can take it.

 

Every time Bruce’s female incarnation (Bruce-With-Tits) comes out to play, I feel as if we are thus required to validate his shaky excuse for female existence.  There’s an unstated emperor’s new clothes feel about it. Bruce, you’re gross and you look like an old man in drag. Reign yourself in. Get a grip.

 

And if this isn’t bad enough, Bruce-With-Tits is fucking up my flow when I go to check out hot chicks in the news and I realize, as my heart sinks, that Bruce-With-Tits has so ingrained himself in my mind that I now catch his fleeting image when the sight of similar-looking chicks cross my path, even the hot ones, like Kimberly Guilfoyle.

 

Guilfoyle

 

I used to think this Kim was the hottest thing on two heels…until Bruce-With-Tits burst on the scene.

 

Goddamnit!

 

Now, Guilfoyle reminds me of chicks with dicks. Where’s the magic; where’d it go?

 

And there was the case of Zoe Jackson, the psycho murdering bitch from England, accused of all kinds of autistic retribution against her lover. At first I was like, ah, not the worst looking chick (fetus belly aside). Then, as I stared at the photo, it was Bruce-With-Tits!

 

Fuck!

 

 

Zoe Jackson
Zoe Jackson

 

Bruce-With-Tits is bad enough, but he’s also the culmination of all kinds of modern prototypical female styles; he blends a little of all the bitches into a senior citizen palate of faux stage sexy. And it’s ugly as shit but it implants itself in your head and now, when you see the template of femininity that he adulates, you see him.

 

I need one of those Japanese sex dolls. One that looks like anything but Bruce-With-Tits.

 

Guilfoyle
Guilfoyle

 

NOT Guilfoyle
NOT Guilfoyle