So long, Willie.


Aw damn, I loved Willie Nelson.


Willie Nelson, dead at 82.


Legendary country music star and pot enthusiast Willie Nelson was found dead today in his Maui home. He was 82 years old.

A groundskeeper scheduled to perform yard maintenance on Nelson’s property reportedly found the singer/songwriter unresponsive on the front lawn and immediately called 911.

This story is still developing and all information is not yet officially verified.



Godspeed, man. You were always a cowboy.



And even if you are alive, like you always are, I still love ya, man!


  • Wiless

    Just as pickling preserves things, so too does smoking.
    Accordingly, just as Keith Richards will live forever because he’s pickled his liver, so too will Willie Nelson, because he’s smoked his lungs. ;)

    • And when he finally does die, the wolf will have devoured us…

      • Wiless

        Yes, only the cockroaches will be left then. ;)
        I have this vision suddenly: all that’s left are evolved cockroaches, Keith, and Willie, who make beautiful country-rock duets to entertain their new cockroach masters. ;)

  • Mark J. Goluskin

    I think you got punked. Lay off the booze at Christmas time, Ace.

    • Nope, read all the way through. My punch line, if you will.

      Every time Willie dies, I grieve. He’s like a cat…