Apparently, Bro-Jobs are only for White men.

No, no, no, I don’t read Queerty as a rule, but when an article is linked on Voat (the “fuck-you-Reddit” upstart) that directs me there, what am I to do but read said article?

In this case, a slightly repugnant diatribe laced with just enough diffuse homoerotic indulgences that I was only able to finish based on twisted disinterest alone.

In other words, a faggot train wreck of ruthless homosexual conquest of the Straight Man if ever there was one.

The normal progression of equality in America (for all marginalized groups) is thus:

1) Attain equality with mainstream, non-disenfranchised blessed population

2) Once equality is attained, seek further embellishments to said equality; seek to attain a path of vindication for all wrongs, to a degree you are now granted leeway to abuse equality previously attained

3) Having attained a new sense of entitled “super-equality,” now proceed to abuse, infiltrate and invade all aspects of the mainstream society that was so kind to grant you equality in the first place

Now that the gays have essentially achieved the first and second milestones of American equality, they appear ready to embark on the third.

According to the fledgling gay agenda of invasion, it appears that we can now all engage happily and guilt-free in degenerate homo behavior, even the straight people, without a trace of guilt or shame!

Momma never said it would be so easy.

Bro-jobs don’t mean you’re gay. Not at all. The homos are doing their best to convince us it’s a perfectly normal activity of male bonding, and incidentally, a great way to “reaffirm rather than challenge [our] gender and racial identity.”

Oh, and a bro-job is not sexual.

What is a “bro-job”?

In a nutshell, it’s when a straight guy gives another straight guy a blowie not in a meaningful sexual way but in a friendly, NSA, I’m-just-doing-you-a-little-favor, totally not gay sort of way.

Now that homos have achieved their precious “equality” and right to marry, seducing 15-year-old boys is not quite enough any more. The bar has been raised. Now gays must seduce manhood in its entirety through amplified justifications that prey on the weakening strain of masculinity that runs rampant in modern civilization. Since the guilt-free homosexual behavior waiver is not enough, listen to this mumbo-jumbo that justifies your faggot forays.

By understanding their same-sex sexual practice as meaningless, accidental, or even necessary, straight white men can perform homosexual contact in heterosexual ways. These sex acts are not slippages into a queer way of being or expressions of a desired but unarticulated gay identity. Instead … they reveal the fluidity and complexity that characterizes all human sexual desire.

What’s up with the “white” clarification?

Are Mexicans not allowed to partake in this gay-endorsed blurring of gender exploratory lines?

Gay racists!