Oklahoma orders “stay out of the sun,” or, “stop brushing your teeth.”

Senator Don Barrington of Oklahoma has resurrected an old state law which sought to add an extra dose of bureaucratic punishment to crimes committed under the influence of the Ku Klux Klan in a sneaky roundabout way: by punishing the donning of hoods.

Senator Barrington’s choice legislation, cloaked under the silliness of Oklahoma Senate Bill 13, mutates (amends) the old statute and will, once it becomes law, punish wearing:

a mask, hood or covering, which conceals the
identity of the wearer during the commission of a crime or for the
purpose of coercion, intimidation or harassment…

Next on Oklahoma’s 2015 55th Legislature’s docket is proposed legislation that will make it a crime to allow your teeth to attain a shade that is lighter than your skin.

  • UGH! PRAVDA?!
    Like I say, there is an unnatural love affair in some precincts of the left with communism.

    • “No enemies to the left…” is their mindset, ever since Alexander Kerensky…

  • DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE WEARING OF CHE GUEVARA CRAP!
    Yes, its mostly skater guys that wear a Che t-shirt. Yet they have not one clue what that son of a bitch was all about.
    Those kids would have probably been killed and by Che himself.
    He was one sick bastard.

  • Because the KKK is a major problem in 2015 Oklahoma, evidently.

    I’d like to see legislation outlawing the Guy Fawkes ‘V for Vendetta’ mask that Occupy Wall Street idiots and their ilk favour. Of course, that legislation wouldn’t stand a chance in hell of passing…

    • Socially Extinct

      Or that annoying Che symbol!

  • some random fellow

    Didn’t several jurisdictions already try this with saggy pants? This kind of lame legislation does nothing but pad political resumes…

    • Socially Extinct

      Fluff, filler, that’s all it is haha.

      Thugs gonna thug, I don’t care how you dress ’em.