Cabbage!!!

I have this mania, a dietary madness. I was reminded of it earlier. I ate a light dinner and was still hungry. I opened the fridge and dove in, looking for the faintest leftovers.

There they were. In a square flat plastic container, the whitish-green remnants of last night’s dinner. Cabbage from my corned beef creation. Cabbage!

Wilted, unseasoned and cold. I ripped the cover off and ate a few forkfuls. I love cabbage. I’ve always loved cabbage with the maniacal intensity of a dangerous suitor.

Cabbage is the greatest food. It can be Kimchi, it can be sauerkraut, but it is always fucking delicious!

My dad and mom used to make a soup when I was young. See cocido. It was a savory assemblage of meat, carrots, corn, steamy melted broth, and cabbage. The cabbage is what made the soup for me!! Cabbage in all forms is my Hindu cow god.

I love cabbage. It’s natural bitter tart sweet leafy intrusion makes me gastronomically cum every time I eat it.

Love live the cabbage!!!