“Shit or get off the pot.” The pathway to an efficient and no-nonsense society populated by zero lawyers.

In spite of the fact this small clip takes place in Dubai, halfway around the world, it is the perfect summation of all that is wrong with America, and most of the “civilized” Western culture.

Lawyers, largely composed of a vile class of repugnant and opportunistic sharks lacking in the barest murmurs of class, collectively reduce the sanity and efficiency of the First World.

Without lawyers, our society would be fueled primarily by common sense and pragmatism.

With lawyers clogging up the pipes, not so much.