I must take a break from my irregularly scheduled “blother” (blog + blather, of course) to bring you the adroitly named “Wiener Pit.”
They are a thing, you know. But that’s not all.
Why are “mom” jokes so Goddmaned fantastic and beyond reproach? They are so cutting, so comically barbaric, these mom jokes. The cruder the better.
Yo mama is like a cross between a Dachshund and a Pit Bull.
Cue the wicked mirth.