What an absolutely horrible genetic travesty!
How is such a random unfolding of genetic replication allowed to continue by the good evolutionary sense of physiological nature without being humanely halted quickly before such ill-equipped monstrosities can be visited upon our humble planet??
“Twins” Tamish and Rajiv do not look like normal (or even aberrational) twins.
But they are. “Hidden twins,” so to speak. Horrifically so.
Mumbai| Doctor Jagadhish Parsa, who assisted yesterday in the birth of a baby born with a rare malformation causing him to have two distinct brains crammed inside his head, claims that the newborn could be a unique case of two separate minds sharing a single head and body. Tamish and Rajiv Mukeherjee were born at 09:10 AM at the Saiffe Hospital, after a long and complicated surgical operation meant to extract them safely from their mother’s womb.
The boys are a unique case of disrosopus, a rare condition in which twins share the same body but have separate faces and brains.
The problem being that the Mukeherjee twins’ anomalous birth defect is horribly concealed within one very large skull. They are lacking the “tell-all” second face which we would expect of such ghastly natural train wrecks. One face, two brains. As opposed to the converse phenomenon of two faces, half a brain, a condition known as “disropoliticus” which seems to have infested Washington D.C.
The size of his head, which already caused many complications at the time of his birth, will without a doubt constitute a major problem. The sheer weight of it could easily be sufficient to break the boys’ cervical spine if not supported carefully. Besides from that problem, the twins’ internal organs all seem to function normally, leaving hope that they could possibly live many years in rather decent living conditions.
An important question remains however concerning the capacity of the boys to eventually walk or speak, since these basic actions would demand an exceptional coordination from both of them to execute. Tamish controls the left eye, arm and leg, while Rajiv controls their right counterparts. The twins have already demonstrated strange faculties, as one them can fall asleep while the other is awake, leaving one half of the body inert while the other is active.
Oh my god.
Kill it with fire!