An Unmarried Man

Mother-EFFIN long weekend.
I was off on Friday and the prospect of Tuesday pains me because each ticking second on that remorseless clock signifies that I’m [...]

I’m a heady fantasist and let me tell you why.

Wow, did I really start a post with those words?

What the Hell.
Hell!!?

It sounds like a marketing [...]

Well if Roissy can do it, why can’t I?

In fact, being that I have about 0.002% of his readership, I should have absolutely no qualms [...]

How I flatter my own circumstances. That’s an American trait.
Living in the land of the free, in this wonderful unfettered representative democracy. My [...]

Yup, for reals.
Tuesday night, April 27, about 9 p.m., Phoenixism went “read-only.”

There I go. You see me? Falling face first into the next [...]