An Unmarried Man

I’m not sure if it’s like this for most people.
Maybe it’s because I tend to be verbally oriented.
I can be going about my business in [...]

So lacking any apparent sense of gravity today (or ever) I’ll do humor. Let’s hope it’s cheesy.
Allegedly, for this is what I will call [...]

I think we can happily establish for certain…

I have a tendency to be all bark.
Sometimes.

If you spend even small amounts of time around here you’re [...]

Theorize with me. Step in and join my mind experiment. Watch your step. (My team of free legal help sucks.)

A conjectural and [...]

Alright, for a moment put that damn phone down or release your grip on that joystick or quit clicking the mouse. Stop.
For a moment.
Release.
Step [...]

I remember when this song hit the AM airwaves.
Wasn’t sure of the date, so I referred to Wikipedia and learned that “Song Song Blue” was [...]

I don’t know if I do satirical well.
Or, when I try to be modestly satirical, I have even worse doubts.

For instance, the other day, my [...]

The damned telephone.
It’s handed me nothing but misery, tragedy and inopportune bits of devastation throughout my life.

In ancient eras the phone was but a cacophonous [...]

When I crash landed in this blogosector last year, I felt like an extraterrestrial life form thrust into the oozing guts of a peculiar civilization. [...]

July 11, 2010

(I’d say, for the sake of estimating, that 90% of the time, when I awake in the morning, I don’t know 1) if [...]