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The suspect is rolling away, I’m in pursuit!

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017


Amazing, this thing called life, “existence.”


So easily it’s taken from us, so impersonally are the jaws of fate which don’t heed your call to survive. Your body seeks breath, but rubber seeks to extinguish it. And guess which wins?


Take this fellow, strolling along the road in Brazil, nothing remarkable about this mundane existence, but unbeknownst to him, death was unfurling its tenacious claws behind him.




(Courtesy Viral Hog)



Most poignant, and entirely ludicrous, is how the other man chased the tire down in the roadway after the incident and escorted it back to the crime scene.


“Suspect is being detained! He is black, round and slightly deflated!”


Of course my assumption is that the guy died.


Some of the wishful comments say he lived (albeit in a lightly battered state).  Personally, I can’t see how anyone could survive being struck in the back of the head by a tire hurtling along at highway speeds. And that landing after he was hit: bam, flat on his face like a rag doll.





I’m With Her (Marine, that is).

Tuesday, February 21st, 2017


The leftist, Democratic social crusaders will go to their graves convinced Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election in large part due to innate American sexism (Russians notwithstanding). It fits their pet narrative to espouse such garbage, and they will not let go of this conviction peacefully.


The fact Hillary is a corrupt, lecherous bitch has nothing to do with it.  Perhaps Americans are more perceptive than the left gives them credit for.


It wasn’t the sexism. It was the loathsome.


It’s fair to say that Marine Le Pen would be a female candidate Americans would roundly support. Plus she looks better (and has more balls that about 95% of the American male political circuit).


Yes…I’m with her. (h/t Vox)



French far-right National Front presidential candidate Marine Le Pen canceled a meeting on Tuesday with Lebanon’s grand mufti, its top cleric for Sunni Muslims, after refusing to wear a headscarf for the encounter.



I have little doubt that Hillary, under similar circumstances, would have rushed to the encounter donning a fashionable hijab with a Koran in hand.


It wasn’t the sexism.




Democratic dicks?





Darryl goes apeshit on a Trump supporter

Monday, February 20th, 2017


I’m convinced that, if grouped and statistically sorted, anti-Trumpin’ Americans have an average IQ of 96, and an excitability/agitation score of 9.9/10.


In other words, they speak (yell) before thinking, and this is a grand assertion since it seems that for the majority, thinking doesn’t even factor into the equation.







Like this homeboy who couldn’t resist splashing this video across the internet.


So egregiously stupid and impulsive, one must wonder if this is a put-on, or is Darryl just being…Darryl.





Da Bitch, Katie Walsh, goin’ down down down…

Sunday, February 19th, 2017

A world of hurt in store for Katie Walsh…


From GotNews: White House Deputy Chief of Staff and #NeverTrump Republican Katie Walsh has been identified as the source behind a bunch of leaks from the Trump administration to The New York Times and other media outlets, according to multiple sources in the White House, media, donor community, and pro-Trump 501(c)4 political group. “Everyone knows not to talk to her in the White House unless you want to see it in the press,” says a source close to the president. “The only question is whether or not she’s doing it at the behest of [White House Chief of Staff] Reince Priebus or if she’s doing it to advance herself in DC media circles.” One source in particular stands out: Walsh is close to Maggie Habberman, a New York Times reporter who wrote fawning pro-Republican National Committee stories during the presidential election. Walsh has also planted stories in The Washington Post and Politico. Walsh is referred to as “Madame President” in the White House, says a senior aide. “It isn’t a compliment.” Walsh would have significant access as she controls the president’s schedule. There’s also reportedly a trove of e-mails where Katie Walsh and Reince Priebus discuss how to rid themselves of Trump, according to a former #NeverTrump consultant. “The president and his allies have been deliberately feeding her fake information in order to find her network,” says a source close to the president’s family. “It’s been going well.” Walsh was a #NeverTrump Republican during the campaign. Neither Walsh nor her family were supporters during the campaign, says a source from Walsh’s hometown of St. Louis. A White House investigation is planned into Walsh, who couldn’t be reached for comment.



Hillary Clinton campaign and Chinese ambassador cozy up before the election…what would the media say about this in 2017 if she were POTUS?

Sunday, February 19th, 2017


If Hillary won the election in November and was happily whoring out her Presidency as we speak, do you think the MSM would devote even one paragraph to her campaign staff’s “private” interactions with a Chinese ambassador in January, 2016?