My image of football fans was once considerably different than it is now.
I used to think of them as virile, manly, militaristic right-wing types. Maybe this held true once upon a time. Not anymore, at least based on my observations. Today’s football fans are a bunch of lefty types: lesbo feminazis, coal-burning open border types and simpering normies who play quarterback for their wives behind bedroom doors. Football fans are a sorry lot in 2018.
So it should comes as no surprise that the Democratic delaying motif to run out the clock before Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court hearings resounds of today’s football mentality.
BREAKING: Attorney for Dr. Christine Blasey Ford says in letter to Senate Judiciary chairman that “a full investigation by law enforcement officials” should take place before any hearing on allegation against SCOTUS nominee Judge Kavanaugh. https://t.co/xeF2MI2XMI pic.twitter.com/vsZPY6CLVz
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 19, 2018
As the play clock speeds toward zero, the game hits a wall.
Time outs ensue, agonizing formalities contrived as boring strategy overtake the “excitement” of the game. Tension is muffled, thwarted behind the guise of microscopic deconstruction of all elements of this overgrown baby’s game. Self-importance treads sleepily over the gridiron as the clock runs for 5 seconds, then stops for another few minutes of prolonged trivialities, then runs for another 3 seconds before the next time out and break in play torments.
Lefties love this shit in their sport, and now they are wallowing in a similar time-devouring strategy with their transparently obvious attempts to push Kavanaugh’s hearings back and back and back.
“Time out” they yell.
Kavanaugh acted like a horny college student 30 years ago! Let’s stop these hearings at the 40-yard-line so we can study the instant replay and relive all the lurid, embarrassing details, today.
After all, when it comes to football…the game doesn’t always go on.